Two Men sharing the Word
The non-believer said; What if you’re wrong about salvation? The believer answered; I would have nothing to loose. If you’re wrong you will suffer a great loss.
A woman was asked by a coworker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?'
The coworker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for the entire world to see.
The Lords word in a barber shop
There was this Barber cutting his customers hair complaining about if there where a God we would not have any murders, stealing, robbing, abortions, hate, no crime what-so-ever. The Barber finished with his customers trim and the man left the shop, came back in about five minutes and said; I do not believe in Barbers. The Barber said what do you mean, I just cut your hair have a shop and a license on the wall, how can you not believe in Barbers! The customer said;I just seen people all over the street that are in need of hair cuts, trims and a shave how could their be Barbers? The Barber said "if they would only come and talk to me I will help them.
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The non-believer said; What if you’re wrong about salvation? The believer answered; I would have nothing to loose. If you’re wrong you will suffer a great loss.
A woman was asked by a coworker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?'
The coworker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for the entire world to see.
The Lords word in a barber shop
There was this Barber cutting his customers hair complaining about if there where a God we would not have any murders, stealing, robbing, abortions, hate, no crime what-so-ever. The Barber finished with his customers trim and the man left the shop, came back in about five minutes and said; I do not believe in Barbers. The Barber said what do you mean, I just cut your hair have a shop and a license on the wall, how can you not believe in Barbers! The customer said;I just seen people all over the street that are in need of hair cuts, trims and a shave how could their be Barbers? The Barber said "if they would only come and talk to me I will help them.
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